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July 30, 2004

The President Answers his Critics

Thanks to the fevered imagining of Will Ferrell, we have a coherent response from Crawford Texas to all the calumnies emanating from the Democratic National Convention in Boston:

There’s certain Liberal agitators out there who’d like you to believe my Administration’s not doing such a good job. Those are people such as Howard Stern, Richard Clark and the News.

There’s people out there who’d like you to believe the Economy isn’t doing so well. To that I answer, “Hey, for the two million jobs we’ve lost, that means two million unemployed people sitting at home, watching reruns of quality television such as The Jeffersons or Facts of Life. And that just means more ad revenue to Radio and TV stations.”

So stick with Bush. Don’t vote, and don’t listen to Liberals, Democrats or other Republican who make fun of me, or read the News or watch the News, except for Fox.

Thank you, and God bless.

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Posted by distler at July 30, 2004 10:17 AM

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